Kevin Smith watches you pee at Prince Charles cinema…

Kevin Smith watches you pee at Prince Charles cinema…

Written by Neil gaimen and illustrated by Chris Riddell, I couldn’t ask for something more perfect. I’m sad I ran out of pages to read :( #NeilGaimen #ChrisRiddell

Written by Neil gaimen and illustrated by Chris Riddell, I couldn’t ask for something more perfect. I’m sad I ran out of pages to read :( #NeilGaimen #ChrisRiddell

I MADE AN ADVERT THATS IN THE TIMES NEWSPAPER! PG 46 AWWW YESSSSSS

I MADE AN ADVERT THATS IN THE TIMES NEWSPAPER! PG 46 AWWW YESSSSSS

This ain’t no primary school blu tack snail, this is a luxury blu tack snail

This ain’t no primary school blu tack snail, this is a luxury blu tack snail

Mustachioed pistachios

Mustachioed pistachios

I have never bought a candle that came with instructions before. can imagine the person coming up with them just being like “haha let’s tell these Fuckers they’re not allowed to blow it out, that’s hilarious”

I have never bought a candle that came with instructions before. can imagine the person coming up with them just being like “haha let’s tell these Fuckers they’re not allowed to blow it out, that’s hilarious”

Just recieved gay things from bacon! Thank you bitch tits I love them!

Just recieved gay things from bacon! Thank you bitch tits I love them!

Cum sprite! #oglaf

Cum sprite! #oglaf

Millionaire bites? No waitrose, its caramel shortcake and you know it, you may be posh but you’re not Harrods.

Millionaire bites? No waitrose, its caramel shortcake and you know it, you may be posh but you’re not Harrods.

Do you ever just do this to watch it the blood rush back in to your lips? Weirdly fun

I’m a widdle bear ^.^

Present for my mum and step dad when they move house :)

Present for my mum and step dad when they move house :)

Bought some shelves today :) Yaaay things off the floor. Well not all the things but some things!

Bought some shelves today :) Yaaay things off the floor. Well not all the things but some things!

Office selfie! So hungry

Office selfie! So hungry

Instaspam #billmurray is awesome

Instaspam #billmurray is awesome